Friday, April 4, 2008

Hospital Jokes | Pergnant Lady Jokes | Innocent Jokes

A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors Clinic.

He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"

She replied, "I'm having a baby.

"With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"

She answered, "He sure is."

Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"

She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby.

"With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked "Then why did you eat him?"

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School Jokes | Teacher Student Jokes | Past Jokes

Teacher: "What is your name?".
Student: "Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher: "When I ask a question in English, answer it in english."
Student: "My name is Sunlight.
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Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher : What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhiji was four years old.
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Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students
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Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ?
Student : BROTHERLY LOVE
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Teacher : Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student: A holiday
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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
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Teacher: "Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? "
Johnny: "Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."
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Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny: As old as I am.Teacher:How is it possible?
Sunny: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)
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Thursday, April 3, 2008

Business Office Jokes Fun and Humour | Employees New Job