Funny Car Jokes

1. A guy walks into a shop and says: "I'd like a gas cap for my KIA." The owner thinks for a few seconds and replies: "Ok, that seems like a fair trade." 2. "I rent a lot of cars, but I don't always know everything about them. So a lot of times, I drive for like ten miles with the emergency brake on. That doesn't say a lot for me, but it really doesn't say a lot for the emergency brake. It's really not an emergency brake; it's an emergency "make the car smell funny" lever." - Mitch Hedberg UK Car Rental 3.A husband buys his wife a car for Christmas ... "I don't like it" she says, "I want some what that goes from 0-140 in 3 seconds." So he comes back with a set of bathroom scales and says "stand on that you fat fucker!" 4. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? God drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in a fury. 5. Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone i

Pencil Art......... and its reason

Five important lessons to learn from a humble pencil. 1 . It tells you that everything you do will always leave a Mark 2. You can always correct the mistake you make 3. The important thing in life is what you are from inside and not from out side 4. In life you will undergo painful sharpenings which will make you better in whatever you do 5. Finally, to be the best you can be, you must allow yourself to be held and guided by the hand that holds you

Mail sent by Narayan Murthy to all Infosys staff:

It's half past 8 in the office but the lights are still on... PCs still running, coffee machines still buzzing...And who's at work? Most of them ??? Take a closer look...All or most specimens are ?? Something male species of the human race... Look closer... again all or most of them are bachelors...And why are they sitting late? Working hard? No way!!!Any guesses??? Let's ask one of them... Here's what he says... "What's there 2 do after going home...Here we get to surf, AC, phone, food, coffee that is why I am working late...Importantly no bossssssss!!!!!!!!!!! "This is the scene in most research centers and software companies andother off-shore offices.Bachelors "Time-passing" during late hours in theoffice just bcoz they say they've nothing else to do... Now what r the consequences... "Working" (for the record only) late hours soon becomes part of the institute or company cultu

Dont be too Busy....Excellent - Axe Effect


Little Extremal Thriller

So want to become a kiddy, with a cycle travelling across the globe, then here are few places visit around the world. Visit the Travel Blog to get the tips to travel to choose your destinations.

Loan Loan Go Away...

Loan Loan Go Away Don't come any other way People need to live in a peaceful way Loan Loan Go Away..... Isn't this nice... People with lot of debts like this really ;)


This is an forwarded email, that I received one of my friends. In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb' ------------------------------------------- Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden'...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. ------------------------------------------- The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. ------------------------------------------- Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury. ------------------------------------------- Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. ------------------------------------------- Coca-Cola was originally green. ------------------------------------------- It is impossible to lick your elbow. -------------------