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Teacher: "What is your name?". Student: "Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai." Teacher: "When I ask a question in English, answer it in english." Student: "My name is Sunlight. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- Teacher: What happened in 1869? Student: Gandhi ji was born. Teacher : What happened in 1873? Student: Gandhiji was four years old. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- Question: What is the fullform of maths. Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ? Student : BROTHERLY LOVE ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- Teacher : Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August. Student: A holiday ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- Teacher : Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone ...