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ENJOY: This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people. 1. A student's leave letter: "As I am suffering from my uncle's marriage I cannot attend the class...." ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------ 2. A candidate's application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist And an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past Several years and I can handle both; I am applying for the post." ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- 3. I.T.I., Employee: An employee applied for leave as follows:Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one-week leave. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- 4. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I've to go to the

ØIntelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair ØThe world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910. Ø Our eyes remain the same size from birth onward, but our noses and earsnever stop growing. Ø You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV. Ø A person will die from total lack of sleep sooner than from starvation. Ø Death will occur about 10 days without sleep, while starvation takes afew weeks. Ø Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying. Ø The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. Ø When the moon is directly overhead, you weigh slightly less. Ø Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone, never telephonedhis Wife or mother because they were both deaf. Ø "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language Ø Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speakingcountries because Colgate translates into the command "go hang yourself." Ø The smallest unit of time is the yoctosecond

H ere are somethings you may not know...... 1. Coca-Cola was originally green. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- 2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- 3. The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- 4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- 5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States . ---------------------------------------------------------------------- 6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- 7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men! --------------------------------------------------------------------- 8. Yo