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ENJOY: This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people. 1. A student's leave letter: "As I am suffering from my uncle's marriage I cannot attend the class...." ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------ 2. A candidate's application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist And an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past Several years and I can handle both; I am applying for the post." ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- 3. I.T.I., Employee: An employee applied for leave as follows:Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one-week leave. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- 4. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I've to go to the ...

ØIntelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair ØThe world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910. Ø Our eyes remain the same size from birth onward, but our noses and earsnever stop growing. Ø You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV. Ø A person will die from total lack of sleep sooner than from starvation. Ø Death will occur about 10 days without sleep, while starvation takes afew weeks. Ø Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying. Ø The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. Ø When the moon is directly overhead, you weigh slightly less. Ø Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone, never telephonedhis Wife or mother because they were both deaf. Ø "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language Ø Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speakingcountries because Colgate translates into the command "go hang yourself." Ø The smallest unit of time is the yoctosecond ...

H ere are somethings you may not know...... 1. Coca-Cola was originally green. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- 2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- 3. The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- 4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- 5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States . ---------------------------------------------------------------------- 6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- 7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men! --------------------------------------------------------------------- 8. Yo...

A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. "You are employed." He said." Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start." The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email." I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job." The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the Operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized that he can survive by this Way, and started to go everyday earlier...

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Here are some interesting facts about Formula 1 (F1) Racing 01. An F1 car is made up of 80,000 components, if it were assembled 99.9% correctly, it would still start the race with 80 things wrong! 02. Formula 1 cars have over a kilometre of cable, linked to about 100 sensors and actuators which monitor and control many parts of the car. 03. An F1 car can go from 0 to 160 kph AND back to 0 in FOUR seconds!!!!!!! 04. F1 car engines last only for about 2 hours of racing mostly before blowing up on the other hand we expect our engines to last us for a decent 20yrs on an average and they quite faithfully DO....thats the extent to which the engines r pushed to perform... 05. When an F1 driver hits the brakes on his car he experiences retardation or deceleration comparable to a regular car driving through a BRICK wall at 300kmph !!! 06. An average F1 driver looses about 4kgs of weight after just one race due to the prolonged exposure to high G forces and temperatures for little over an ...