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A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan. "What was that for?" the man asked. The wife replied "That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket". The man then said "When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on "The wife apologized and went on with the housework. Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again. "Your horse phoned"

A young husband comes home one night, and his wife throws her armsaround his neck: "Darling, I have great news: " I'm a month overdue. I think we'regoing to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody." The next day, a guy from the electric company rings the door-bell,because the young couple hasn't paid their last bill: " Are you Mrs. Smith? You're a month overdue, you know!" "How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman. "Well, ma'am, ! it's in our files!" says the man from the electric company. "What are you saying? It's in your files?????" "Absolutely." "Well, let me talk to my husband about this tonight." That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a bull,rushes to the electric company offices the first thing the next morning. "What's going on here? You have it on file that my...

A farmer orders an expensive milking machine. He decides to test it on himself first, so he inserts his manhood into the equipment and turns on the switch. Soon he realizes that the equipment provides him with more pleasure than his wife does. But when the fun is over, he realizes that he cannot remove the instrument from his tool, anxiously he reads the manual, but does not find any useful information. He tries every button on the instrument, without success. Finally the farmer decides to call the customer hotline. ''Hello, I just bought a cow milking machine from your company, it works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?'' "Don't worry sir'', replies the customer service person, ''the machine will release automatically once it has collected two liters!" EISH !!!!

I got this as a forwarded email. Thought, I should make you laugh. Spotted in a toilet of a London office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW. In a London Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT Outside a London second-hand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR Seen during a London conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR Notice in a field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR, THE BELL DOESN'T WORK) People in other countries sometimes go out of their way to communicate with their English-speaking tourists. Here is a list of signs seen around the world : At a Budapest zoo: PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. ...

This is an forwarded mail to me regarding an JAVA Interview. Q. What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface? A. Terms are different ... nothing more Q. What is JFC ? A. Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ? A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will have 3 tyres. Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server ? Which methodology will follow ? A. Send it through courier. Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA ? A. As you wish , I do not have any objections. Q. How to communicate 2 threads each other ? A. Non living things can't communicate. Q. What is meant by flickering ? A. Closing and opening of eyes at girls. Q. Explain RMI Architecture? A. I am a computer professional not an architect student. Q. What is the use of Servlets ? A. In hotels, they can replace servers. Q. What is the dif ference between Process and Threads ? A. Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for...

A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors Clinic. He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?" She replied, "I'm having a baby. "With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?" She answered, "He sure is." Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?" She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby. "With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked "Then why did you eat him?"

Teacher: "What is your name?". Student: "Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai." Teacher: "When I ask a question in English, answer it in english." Student: "My name is Sunlight. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- Teacher: What happened in 1869? Student: Gandhi ji was born. Teacher : What happened in 1873? Student: Gandhiji was four years old. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- Question: What is the fullform of maths. Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ? Student : BROTHERLY LOVE ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- Teacher : Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August. Student: A holiday ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- Teacher : Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone ...