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One day while walking down the street a highly successfulHuman Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soularrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peterhimself."Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though, itseems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had aHuman Resources Manager make it this far and we're not really sure what todo with you." "No problem, just let me in," said the woman."Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is letyou have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choosewhichever one you want to spend an eternity in." "Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven", saidthe woman"Sorry, we have rules..." And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator andit went down-down-down to hell.The doors opened and she found herself ...