Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Funny Collection of Leave Letters | Leave Letter Funny Format andn Words

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This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people.

1. A student's leave letter:

"As I am suffering from my uncle's marriage I cannot attend the class...."

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2. A candidate's application:

"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist And an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past Several years and I can handle both; I am applying for the post."
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3. I.T.I., Employee:

An employee applied for leave as follows:Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one-week leave.
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4. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clocks and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

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5. A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
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6. An incident of a leave letter: "I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."

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7. Another leave letter written to the headmaster: As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.

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8. A covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."
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9. From H.A.L. Administration dept:As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, Please grant me 10 days leave.

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------- 10. Actual letter written for application of leave: "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband At home I may be granted leave".
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11. Letter writing: "I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."

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12. Another gem from I.T.I. Leave-letter from an employee who was Performing his daughter's wedding:"As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.

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Monday, December 17, 2007

Do You Know All these Facts? General Knowledge facts......



ØIntelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair


ØThe world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.


Ø Our eyes remain the same size from birth onward, but our noses and earsnever stop growing.


Ø You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.


Ø A person will die from total lack of sleep sooner than from starvation.


Ø Death will occur about 10 days without sleep, while starvation takes afew weeks.


Ø Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.


Ø The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.


Ø When the moon is directly overhead, you weigh slightly less.


Ø Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone, never telephonedhis Wife or mother because they were both deaf.


Ø "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language


Ø Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speakingcountries because Colgate translates into the command "go hang yourself."


Ø The smallest unit of time is the yoctosecond


Ø Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different


Ø "Bookkeeper" is the only word in English language with three consecutivedouble letters


Ø Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handedpeople do


Ø The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses everyletter in the English language


Ø If the population of China walked past you in single line, the line wouldnever end because of the rate of reproduction


Ø China has more English speakers than the United StatesØ Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell.


Ø Each square inch of human skin consists of twenty feet of blood vessels.


Ø The longest place name still in use is:Taumatawhakatangiha ngaoauauotametea turi-Pukakpikima ungahoronukupoka iwhenuakitanatahu- a New Zealand hill


Ø If you leave Tokyo by plane at 7:00am, you will arrive in Honolulu (US)at approximately 4:30pm the previous day.

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Sunday, December 2, 2007

Something U May not know......

H ere are somethings you may not know......

1. Coca-Cola was originally green.
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2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
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3. The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with.
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4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
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5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States .
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6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
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7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!
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8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath..
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9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
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10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you Sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
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11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
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12. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
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13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to Suppress a sneeze; you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
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14. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from History. "Spades" - King David; "Clubs" - Alexander the Great; " Hearts" - Charlemagne; "Diamonds" - Julius Caesar.
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15. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 ---------------------------------------------------------------------
16. If a statue of a warrior on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
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17 What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common? Ans. - All invented by women.
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18. Honey - This is the only food that doesn't spoil.
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19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
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20. A snail can sleep for three years.
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21. All polar bears are left handed.
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22. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
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23. Butterflies taste with their feet.
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24. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
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25. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
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26. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
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27. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.
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28. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
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29. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
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30. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
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31. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
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32. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
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33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
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34. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
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35. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
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36. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different
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37. And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

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