Wednesday, September 2, 2015

Funny Car Jokes

1. A guy walks into a shop and says: "I'd like a gas cap for my KIA." The owner thinks for a few seconds and replies: "Ok, that seems like a fair trade."

2. "I rent a lot of cars, but I don't always know everything about them. So a lot of times, I drive for like ten miles with the emergency brake on. That doesn't say a lot for me, but it really doesn't say a lot for the emergency brake. It's really not an emergency brake; it's an emergency "make the car smell funny" lever." - Mitch Hedberg UK Car Rental

3.A husband buys his wife a car for Christmas ...

"I don't like it" she says, "I want some what that goes from 0-140 in 3 seconds."

So he comes back with a set of bathroom scales and says "stand on that you fat fucker!"

4. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

God drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in a fury.

5. Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I'm driving.

6. What do women and police cars have in common? They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

7. Don't drink while driving – you will spill the beer.

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