Funny Collection of Leave Letters | Leave Letter Funny Format andn Words

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This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people.

1. A student's leave letter:

"As I am suffering from my uncle's marriage I cannot attend the class...."

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2. A candidate's application:

"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist And an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past Several years and I can handle both; I am applying for the post."
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3. I.T.I., Employee:

An employee applied for leave as follows:Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one-week leave.
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4. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clocks and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

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5. A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
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6. An incident of a leave letter: "I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."

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7. Another leave letter written to the headmaster: As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.

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8. A covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."
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9. From H.A.L. Administration dept:As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, Please grant me 10 days leave.

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------- 10. Actual letter written for application of leave: "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband At home I may be granted leave".
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11. Letter writing: "I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."

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12. Another gem from I.T.I. Leave-letter from an employee who was Performing his daughter's wedding:"As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.

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