Little Johnny Jokes - Fun and Fun only - Adam Eve Extreme Jokes
Grandma was saying good-night to Little Johnny when he remarked, "Mommy and Daddy have some very important visitors downstairs."
Grandma replied, "Yes they do, but what makes you think they are important?" "Just listen," Little Johnny replied. "Mommy is laughing at all Daddy's jokes!"
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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. Shestarted her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, standup!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Doyou think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to seeyou standing there all by yourself!"
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Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream onher face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. "To make myselfbeautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with atissue. "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"
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The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in classShe called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"
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At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything,including human beings. Little Johnny, a child in the kindergartenclass, seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was createdout of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed himlying down as though he were ill, and said, "Johnny what is the matter?"Little Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going tohave a wife."
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Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their localpolice station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture andasked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. "Yes," said thepoliceman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him." LittleJohnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"
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Grandma replied, "Yes they do, but what makes you think they are important?" "Just listen," Little Johnny replied. "Mommy is laughing at all Daddy's jokes!"
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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. Shestarted her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, standup!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Doyou think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to seeyou standing there all by yourself!"
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Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream onher face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. "To make myselfbeautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with atissue. "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"
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The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in classShe called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"
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At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything,including human beings. Little Johnny, a child in the kindergartenclass, seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was createdout of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed himlying down as though he were ill, and said, "Johnny what is the matter?"Little Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going tohave a wife."
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Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their localpolice station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture andasked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. "Yes," said thepoliceman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him." LittleJohnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"
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"A happy heart is like good medicine"
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