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Mail sent by Narayan Murthy to all Infosys staff:

It's half past 8 in the office but the lights are still on... PCs still running, coffee machines still buzzing...And who's at work? Most of them ??? Take a closer look...All or most specimens are ?? Something male species of the human race... Look closer... again all or most of them are bachelors...And why are they sitting late? Working hard? No way!!!Any guesses??? Let's ask one of them... Here's what he says... "What's there 2 do after going home...Here we get to surf, AC, phone, food, coffee that is why I am working late...Importantly no bossssssss!!!!!!!!!!! "This is the scene in most research centers and software companies andother off-shore offices.Bachelors "Time-passing" during late hours in theoffice just bcoz they say they've nothing else to do... Now what r the consequences... "Working" (for the record only) late hours soon becomes part of the institute or company cultu
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