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A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors Clinic.

He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"

She replied, "I'm having a baby.

"With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"

She answered, "He sure is."

Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"

She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby.

"With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked "Then why did you eat him?"

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